Welcome to Furr's Fresh Buffet
Here ye, here ye! ‘Tis I, your noble Furr’s Town Crier.
Here to tell you that Furr’s is offering the first meal worth crying about since the days of kings. Furr’s
delicious buffet is truly a royal feast at the smallest of prices. And I can assure you I am an expert on small
things. So bringest your family to Furr’s for a noble bounty, and tell them I sent you. Seriously – tell them –
they’re not paying me, and I’d like some acknowledgement.
Just what you want. Made fresh.